What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:53
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?
Yes sir it is.
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.